|We had some high class famous guests at our ceremony!|
|Including some of his coworkers!|
|The food was fantastic!|
(Yes, we got married in a local Starbucks)
|And this is the end result and the reason why we married so quickly. |
We had a baby!
Sadly, our love child had to stay behind but baby I promise! Next time mommy is able to go to NYC I'll come back for you! I just gotta find you a new daddy first! Preferably a sweet and sugary one. Momma's got quite the sweet tooth and a baby to a sugar daddy is like a dentist to a cavity.
Maybe that's the real reason I gained all that weight, too much sugar.
-The Ex-Mrs. Elmo