Friday, February 10, 2012
And here's the link to the video: Liar Liar elevator scene
Anyway, I love both classes. Martial arts is amazing and more women should do it!
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Yet again I've neglected my blogging goals due to my professional/personal ones. My new job is alright but the distance from my home is a fucking bitch. I plan on moving soon.
Anyway, my real reason for posting today is to seek out advice! I've decided to get my first tattoo!!! For my wonderful work of fleshy art I've decided to use a very profound and personally meaningful Bible verse. However, I don't want to just have the words on my body, I'd also like to have some beautiful imagery to accompany it. This is where the internet comes in! The Verse?
I'll gladly accept any and all visual recommendations either in the comments below or send me a message at firstname.lastname@example.org .
I look forward to your considerate advice!
I'm getting it somewhere discreet and classy. My lower back!
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Does this count as a post?!
I'm still mad at Elmo.......
Change of plans, I'm not going to be doing the whole "BEDS" (Blogging Every Day in September) thing on this blog, it will be on my boring/non-sarcastic one.
Monday, August 29, 2011
What started as a wonderful whirlwind of whimsical worship of the Hollywood romance movie type has now turned into a bona fide celebrity feud. Dead is the paparazzi dubbed "Natalmo" or "Elmatalia" and left in its place is pain and hatred. Not even our beautiful love child can save the disastrous train wreck of a relationship. I was PERFECT and he has to go and do something like this to me?!
What could destroy what everyone believed was the perfect relationship? It breaks my heart so much that I can't bring myself to say (or type) the horrendous deed. I will, however, share
I was minding my own business, surfing the waters of Twitter in search of waves of hilarity on this social networking beach of sarcasm. What I caught was a massive jellyfish sting to the heart that all the urine in the world cannot relieve.
Hope that blonde bitch was tickled. I sure as hell am not.
All I can say, is that a picture is worth a thousand words.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
|We had some high class famous guests at our ceremony!|
|Including some of his coworkers!|
|The food was fantastic!|
(Yes, we got married in a local Starbucks)
|And this is the end result and the reason why we married so quickly. |
We had a baby!
Monday, August 8, 2011
As previously, briefly mentioned I went on a 4-day trip to NYC back in April. While we were at the terminal waiting to board one of my mom's friend's calls her cell to give some last minute well wishes and the last thing she says before hanging up the phone was "Have a great vacation, Natalia is going to find her prince charming on this trip!"
And so the search ensued. From that very moment my eyes were peeled for the one who would sweep me off my feet. Though usually a nuisance, I found the paparazzi that constantly follow my every step proved a benefit. They helped capture my mystical, magical, memories in NYC. I'll let the pictures (and captions) tell the rest.
|Something in the distance caught my eye.|
|And then..... I saw him!|
|From the moment we locked eyes, I knew he was the one!|
|And he swept me off my feet!|