Blogger Statistician

I'm not sure about all you other bloggers out there but I like to check my blogger "stats" on occasion (and by that I mean everyday). I'm always curious where my blog readers are from and how they stubbled upon my ramblings.

I was pleasantly(?) surprised(!) when the other day I came across the "Search Keywords" section of my blog stats:

If anyone can offer an explanation to how "pregnant slut bogger" showed up as keywords associated with my posts, please tell me.

The "airborne toxic event (deluxe edition)" came from this post.

The "weird fact about isaace newton died a virgin" came from this post.

And I have no idea why "out of the country and" is a on the list. Or what should come after the "and."

Seriously, who searches for "pregnant slut blogger" (I don't want to know the why) and how in the hell did my blog end up in the search results?

People are weird. . . And creepy.

Btw,  I'm thinking of creating my own "blog award" after receiving a great rack award from Kage. Visit her blog. She's fucking awesome! And has great taste in boobs. ;)

Jeez...... Pregnant slut blogger? Really?! Oh, well. I'll take all the attention I can get.

Important Knowledge!

Not sure if anyone out there missed seeing a new post from me but if you did I apologize! I had family visiting from out of the country and I started a new job this month so I've been trying to reorganize my life. Now that the familia's gone back to the mother country I should be able to update more consistently.

I am one of those people who use Twitter to follow others that actually have something worth saying. 2 accounts that I follow (and highly recommend to other Twitter users) are OMGFacts and OMGFactsSex. It's pretty much what you expect, one if random facts and the other random sex facts. Here are some of my favorites that I just learned OMGFactsSex:

"For right-handed men, the left testicle hangs lower, and vice versa." (Does this have something to do w/the hand they use to masturbate?)

"Women with a Ph.D are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than women with a bachelor’s degree." (When you're not pretty, you use your smarts!)

"Females who undergo sex-change surgery report being happier after the operation than the men who do." (Yeah not so much fun when you're the one getting screwed, now is it?)

"Isaac Newton died a virgin. If you ever failed calculus, you can take that as a small consolation." (Now we'll never get little boys to do their math homework!)

"Gandhi used to sleep with naked girls in his bed." (It pays to be compassionate!)

"3 out of every 1000 men can fellate themselves." (And probably 1000 out of every 1000 men have tried it.)

"Orgies were originally religious events." (There's one way to convince Atheists to return to religion!)

There are plenty more interesting (and I'm sure useful) facts out there so if you have a Twitter account, follow OMGFacts and OMGFactsSex!

http://twitter.com/#!/OMGFactsSex