NYC Royalty 2: Coronation

As has already been made known at the end of my previous post, I married my prince charming during my long weekend in NYC back in April. For reasons I'll reveal at the end of this post, we had to get hitched as soon as possible. Although I have no acquaintances in New York myself, my current ex-husband (we're getting an annulment as quickly as we were hitched) had several. Luckily a good number of them were able to make it to our snappy, spirited, and sprightly sacrament.

We had some high class famous guests at our ceremony!

Including some of his coworkers!

The food was fantastic!
(Yes, we got married in a local Starbucks)

And this is the end result and the reason why we married so quickly.
We had a baby!

But alas, like the vast majority of celebrity marriages our whimsical union did not last long. Soon I will expose my once enchanted lover as the philandering puppet he is!

Sadly, our love child had to stay behind but baby I promise! Next time mommy is able to go to NYC I'll come back for you! I just gotta find you a new daddy first! Preferably a sweet and sugary one. Momma's got quite the sweet tooth and a baby to a sugar daddy is like a dentist to a cavity. 

Maybe that's the real reason I gained all that weight, too much sugar.

-The Ex-Mrs. Elmo

NYC Royalty 1: Accession

What I am about to share, is a love story of truly epic proportions. Even straight men will be moved to tears by the anecdotal parable I am about to bestow upon the world. The outcome? I am now an enchanted princess married to her prince charming. Let me

As previously, briefly mentioned I went on a 4-day trip to NYC back in April. While we were at the terminal waiting to board one of my mom's friend's calls her cell to give some last minute well wishes and the last thing she says before hanging up the phone was "Have a great vacation, Natalia is going to find her prince charming on this trip!"

And so the search ensued. From that very moment my eyes were peeled for the one who would sweep me off my feet. Though usually a nuisance, I found the paparazzi that constantly follow my every step proved a benefit. They helped capture my mystical, magical, memories in NYC. I'll let the pictures (and captions) tell the rest.

Oh, by the way, my favorite color is red!

Something in the distance caught my eye.

And then..... I saw him!

From the moment we locked eyes, I knew he was the one!

And he swept me off my feet!

However, my story does not end there but the conclusion will have to wait until my next post.

-Mrs. Elmo